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Down Where?
For all those times you thought that your life would be so much better if only you had pink pubes.
Safe to Drop in the Shower
Does this wash virginity away or keep it intact?
White Wash
If you weren't sure, yes - this is for bleaching your butt hole.
The Best Butt
So if you use this, you won't fling your own poo?
Little Nippy in Here
Studies have shown that the reason you fail in life is because of your dirty, dark nipples. This'll fix you right up, though.
Spray that Stank Away
God forbid the porcelain chair you fill with feces ends up stinking.
Good Luck Kojak
If a laser to the head cures baldness, explain Captain Picard! He got shot in the head probably, right?
Jesus Loves Me Like More than a Friend
If you recall Leviticus 3:11 - Thou shalt shake thine money maker for the Lord, and it shall be boneriffic.Thanks for taking the time to read this article. If you found this information helpful, please share it with your friends and family. Your support in our endeavor of sharing free information would be much appreciated.
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